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Funny prayer quotes

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I'm ready! Thank you.

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025