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17 Funny prayer quotes

Funny prayer quotes bring a smile to your day while blending faith and humor in the best way πŸ™πŸ˜‚ Whether you need a little divine laughter or just a lighthearted moment to brighten your spirit, these witty words add joy to reflection and remind us that even prayers can have a playful side πŸ˜‡πŸ€£ Get ready to chuckle and feel uplifted all at once!

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

God, please β€” if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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