Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Posted on1 week ago
Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. Posted on1 week ago
It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family. Posted on2 weeks ago