Funny presence quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

  Commentary:
  "When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

  Commentary:
  "Consider me your own personal wish-granting genie! 🧞‍♂️💫 Brace yourself, because I'll be sure to make myself unforgettable. 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs subtlety when you can be an elephant in the room? 🐘💥 Take up space, make your presence known, and always remember – elephants never forget to make a statement! 😄🎉 #StandOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won't crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate

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