14 Funny presence quotes

• “You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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  4 weeks ago

  comparison, DM, DMs, humor, i, introduction, jealousy, media, music, presence, relationship, same, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, through, wrapped

• Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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  2 months ago

  being, Christmas, holiday, humor, microdosing, mindfulness, presence, present

• My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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  2 months ago

  absence, absent, dad, family, humor, identity, presence, present, relationship, secret, thing, third

• Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, machine, mindfulness, presence, present, right, science, set, time, time machine, time travel, travel, trying

• Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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  2 months ago

  absent, absent father, actually, boss, daily, daily presence, day, distance, dynamics, emotional, emotional distance, emotional unavailability, emotionally, every, family, family dynamics, father, father figure, figure, final, humor, life, lol, met, parent-child, parent-child relationship, presence, relationship, sucks, unavailability, unavailable

• I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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  2 months ago

  always, always available, am, available, communication, digital, digital presence, hello, here, humor, i, instant, instant response, love, media, online, online communication, people, presence, quick, quick reply, reply, replying, response, seconds, social, social media, texting

• My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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  2 months ago

  able, account, career, career goal, delete, detox, digital, digital detox, goal, humor, job, just, LinkedIn, media, online, online presence, point, presence, social, social media

• I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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  2 months ago

  brightness, charisma, confidence, humor, ignore, impact, impossible, necessary, presence, self-esteem, sun

• I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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  2 months ago

  here, humor, i, just, presence, sarcasm, wish

• Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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  2 months ago

  elephant, humor, metaphor, positivity, presence, room, self-identity, uniqueness, wish

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