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Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ģ has downloaded:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ģ has shared:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ū has viewed:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ū has shared:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇧 has shared:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇎🇊 has viewed:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇎🇞 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ļ has shared:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇎 has shared:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇷 has viewed:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Trending via Reddit:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Going viral on Facebook:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Just landed via TikTok:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Going viral on Instagram:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Making waves on Instagram:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡Ū has shared:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ŧ has copied:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ē has shared:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ļ has bookmarked:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ļ has downloaded:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ģ has shared:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Someone from 🇊🇊 has downloaded:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Just landed via Reddit:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Breaking via X:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Reported on Messenger:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Live now on Twitch:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Making waves on X:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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