Funny presence quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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