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Funny presence quotes bring a splash of humor to those moments when being somewhere just feels *extra* ๐Ÿคช Whether you’re the life of the party or the master of awkward silences, these witty lines capture the art of showing up with style and a smile ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even tag that one friend who always steals the spotlight! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ #PresenceGoals

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My dad wasnโ€™t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Iโ€™m just here to make you wish I wasnโ€™t.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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