Funny quotes present

Funny present quotes

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

2 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

3 months ago

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

3 months ago

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

3 months ago

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

3 months ago

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

3 months ago

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

3 months ago

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

3 months ago