358 Funny procrastination quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I would prefer not to.

  Commentary:
  "When the universe asks for my energy levels on Monday mornings: 'I would prefer not to.'" 😴☕✨

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep and I have a 'it's complicated' relationship! 😴💔😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

  Commentary:
  "The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

  Commentary:
  "When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"

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