606 Funny procrastination quotes

• Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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  2 days ago

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• Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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  6 days ago

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• Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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  1 week ago

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• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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  2 weeks ago

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• It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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  3 weeks ago

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• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  3 weeks ago

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