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315 Funny procrastination quotes

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

1 month ago

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

1 month ago

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

1 month ago

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

1 month ago

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

1 month ago

I’m not feeling very worky today.

1 month ago

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

1 month ago

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

1 month ago

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

1 month ago

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

1 month ago

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

1 month ago

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

1 month ago

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

1 month ago

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

1 month ago

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

1 month ago

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

1 month ago

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

1 month ago

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

1 month ago

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

1 month ago

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

1 month ago

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

2 months ago

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

2 months ago

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

2 months ago

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

2 months ago

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

2 months ago

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

2 months ago

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

2 months ago

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

2 months ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

2 months ago

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

2 months ago