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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.
I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.
If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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1 day ago
Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"
2 months ago
Share →: If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Commentary:
"Instant bragging rights unlocked! 😂🎖️#MomGoals #GeniusPlan"
3 months ago
Share →: Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Commentary:
"Just remember, fashion is cyclical – who knows, that scarf might be the next big trend in another 5 years! Keep rocking that vintage accessory with pride!"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Commentary:
Ah, to be a kid again where a long nap is seen as an achievement worthy of applause! Who knew that adulting would involve celebrating just making it through the day without a nap time tantrum?
4 months ago
Share →: I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on mastering the art of productive procrastination! Remember, sometimes achieving nothing is an accomplishment in itself. Keep up the good work!"
5 months ago
Share →: As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Commentary:
"Move over thunderstorms, this dad's sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness 🍫 or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? 😩 It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! 😂 #SnackLife"
5 months ago
Share →: So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Commentary:
🌊🦑🐟🌿 "Shoutout to our amazing ancestors for making that epic transition from sea-dwellers to land conquerors! 🙌🏼 But hey, maybe they just got a little too comfortable on land and forgot they had an ocean to run back to? 😂🚶🏽‍♂️🌊 #EvolutionGoneWild"
5 months ago
Share →: Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true unsung hero in the battle against male loneliness! 🦸‍♀️ Keep up the good work, your efforts are not going unnoticed… by anyone! 🤣 #LonelyHeartsClub"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Victory is within reach in the epic battle against sobriety! 🏆🍻 Who needs a medal when you have a glass in hand? Cheers to the champion of spontaneous decisions! 🥂 #EmbraceTheCraze"