205 Funny put quotes

• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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  anything, data, data sale, data tracking, email, email spam, internet, internet security, know, middle, middle name, name, online, online signup, privacy, pro, pro-tip, put, sale, security, sign, signup, sold, spam, tip, tracking, website, website name, websites

• The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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  challenge, Christmas, family, humor, kids, ornaments, parent, parenting, put, rearrange, thing, tree

• Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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  end, harsh, humor, let, lighthearted, lol, me, put, sarcasm

• Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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  diet, eat, eating, food, humor, i, just, people, put, reading, recipe, slim, stay, want, weight

• I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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  3 weeks ago

  achievement, activity, brag, day, fun, fun activity, humor, i, mean, put, puzzle, self-deprecation, together, year’s

• When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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  3 weeks ago

  eat, food, fridge, going, hands, humor, i, laziness, lemon, lemons, life, me, next, procrastination, put, salad

• Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, call, communication, conference, conference call, hold, humor, mouse, phone, pun, put, squeakerphone

• Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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  crime, documentary, entertainment, humor, i, news, put, relax, relaxation, sometimes, true, true crime, turn

• We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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  addiction, civilization, communication, detox, digital, digital detox, humor, media, need, over, phone, put, social, social media, technology

• 80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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  3 weeks ago

  American, Americans, attitude, confidence, humor, just, motivation, put, say, sunglasses, want

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