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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Spotted on Reddit:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

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65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

64 shares on X this month:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

95 shares on Reddit this month:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

100 shares on Slack this month:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Making waves on Threads:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Live now on Discord:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Breaking via Telegram:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Going viral on Messenger:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Spotted on YouTube:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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