69 Funny quirky quotes

• I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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  desire, experience, humor, i, inside, lamp, lava, lava lamp, physically, quirky, quirky desire, wish

• Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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  always, belief, fantasy, humor, individuality, magic, quirky, weirdo

• I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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  animal, animals, conversation, humor, i, imagination, personality, quirky, reply, stable, talk, wait

• Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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  ask, awkward, blocked, comedy, couch, courage, humor, i, imagine, me, playful, quirky, rejection, relationship, under, unexpected, why

• It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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  animal, animal humor, confidence, cool, fear, fish, humor, me, quirky, romance, sad, sadness, self-esteem, want, women

• I think God was high when he made me.

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  confidence, divine, God, high, humor, humor quote, i, lighthearted, me, quirky, self-deprecating, think

• If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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  categorization, humor, i, ID, identity, miscellaneous, quirky, self-deprecating

• Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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  accessory, bold, bold style, boost, confidence, confidence boost, empowerment, example, fashion, feel, humor, i, know, me, personality, quirky, self-confidence, sexier, style, sword, times

• Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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  1, 2, beverage, create, dairy, forbidden, humor, joke, milk, mixing, playful, pun, quirky

• The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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  advice, birthday, COVID-19, hand, hand wash, hands, health, health rule, humor, i, joke, lesson, only, pandemic, quirky, quirky advice, remember, rule, social, social joke, wash

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