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"Why limit it to today? I'm embracing 'unforeseen circumstances' as a lifestyle! 😜🤪"
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- Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.
- I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.
- My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.
- Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.
- Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.
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"Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper" -
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"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl" -
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"Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂" -
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"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves" -
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"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔" -
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🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"
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- I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.
- There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
- That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.
- Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?
- Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.
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