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29 Funny quirky quotes

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

2 weeks ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

1 month ago

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

2 months ago

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

2 months ago

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

3 months ago

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

3 months ago

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

3 months ago

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

3 months ago

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

3 months ago

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

3 months ago

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

3 months ago

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

3 months ago

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

3 months ago

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

3 months ago

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

3 months ago

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

3 months ago

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

3 months ago

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

3 months ago

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

3 months ago