76 Funny reading quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? 😅🕰️ Just remember, time flies when you're having pun! Let's hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! ✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a Dorito fairy godmother to save my snacks and my pages from disaster 👸🏻🧀📚 But sorry weirdos, we have standards in this literary kingdom! 👑🚫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a PhD could be so…painful? 🤓📚 But hey, at least you can proudly say you've endured the 'reading for pain' phase, right? 😅 #PhDlife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

  Commentary:
  "Lord, give me the serenity to accept the endless terms and conditions I blindly agree to, for they are as mysterious as my WiFi connection 🙏📄🚫 #TermsAndConditions #AcceptAndMoveOn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a regular book when you can have one that literally speaks to you? 📚🗣️ It's like having a personal storyteller on demand! 🎧😄 #AudiobookGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: ‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of a book hoarding enthusiast! 📚😄 One does not simply stop at loving reading… the shelves must bear witness to this deep affection! 📖📚 #BookLoversAnonymous"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? 🤓 But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? 😉 #UnexpectedUpgrade"

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