Funny rescue quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

  Commentary:
  And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

  Commentary:
  🌳👀 How about we skip the small talk and go straight for the adrenaline rush? First date idea: you rescue me from the tree I got stuck in while attempting to be your friendly neighborhood spy! 🕵️‍♂️ Trust me, this unique experience will create a bond like no other! 😉 #RomanceInTheTrees

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're barking up the right tree! 🏡🐾 Who knew that becoming a rescue dog could lead to the ultimate ruff life in the countryside? 🐶💼 Time to start perfecting those tail-wagging skills and fetching those dreams! 🐕✨ #RescueDogGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, but this escape room is strictly for those with exit strategies… and well, let's just say I never got the memo on natural exits! 🚪😅 #CSectionSurvivor"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don't worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

  Commentary:
  🔥 When you thought it was all about rescuing cute fluffy kitties, but then it's time to slide down the fire pole and face the real deal! 🚒🔥 "We're going where?" Oh, dear volunteer firefighter, get ready for some purr-fectly unexpected adventures ahead! 😺🔥 #NotJustCatRescues #FirefighterLife

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