Funny rescue quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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