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6 months ago
Share →: If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Commentary:
"Next time someone asks why you're single, just hit 'em with the classic response: 'Got lucky. 🍀💔' Who needs a relationship drama when you've got all the free time and sleep to yourself, am I right? 😄 #LivingMyBestSingleLife"
6 months ago
Share →: When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Commentary:
"Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! 🎉♿️ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? 😂💰 Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! 🌟🚲 #WheelchairWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Commentary:
"Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome 😄 Oh, the joys of disappearing act – you just couldn't resist missing my dazzling presence! 💁‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Commentary:
"Subject: Re: Meeting Minutes 📝
Message: Great insights, team! 🤔 Ya think? 😂💡 #EmailHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Commentary:
Oh, if only blending in with walls was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist! 🤣🏅 But hey, don't be too jealous of my ghostly glow – it's my superpower! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a tan when you can blind people with your radiance, am I right? 😂 #PaleAndProud
6 months ago
Share →: When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Commentary:
"Why don't you have kids?" 🧐

"Dingoes." 🤷‍♂️🦘

Because apparently, I'm too busy fending off wild Australian dogs to start a family! 🤣👶 #DingoDefense
6 months ago
Share →: Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Commentary:
"Responding to all selfies with 'this should work.' 📸😄 Because who needs photogenic perfection when you've got confidence and humor on your side! #SelfieGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Commentary:
"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"
6 months ago
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Commentary:
"Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"
6 months ago
Share →: My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Commentary:
Looks like your fight or flight response is a jet-setter! 🌍✈️ Always ready to take off at a moment's notice, even the turbulence can't shake its frequent flyer confidence. Just make sure it doesn't rack up too many points or it might upgrade to first-class panic mode! 😅