56 Funny response quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

  Commentary:
  "Responding to all selfies with 'this should work.' 📸😄 Because who needs photogenic perfection when you've got confidence and humor on your side! #SelfieGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your fight or flight response is a jet-setter! 🌍✈️ Always ready to take off at a moment's notice, even the turbulence can't shake its frequent flyer confidence. Just make sure it doesn't rack up too many points or it might upgrade to first-class panic mode! 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the innocence of children and the perplexity of parents 😄👶🌍 Looks like this little one is getting a global education on origins! Who knew babies were such avid travelers? ✈️🌎 #WorldwideBabies

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they care enough to get it wrong, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they can care a tad more about grammar next time! 😉 #GrammarMatters"

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