Commentary:
🏡💭😂 Oh, the eternal question – are we really ever at home, or are we just floating through this crazy thing called life? Maybe we're just wandering through the vast expanse of our own minds, never truly grounded in one place. So next time someone asks you if you're at home, just tell them you're in a state of existential limbo!

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Are you ok?' question – the ultimate setup for a comedic response. 'Of course not. Next question!' – a perfect blend of honesty and sass. It's like a verbal eye-roll followed by a mic drop. Bravo to whoever came up with that gem!"

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"