Commentary:
"Who needs candlelit dinners when you can bond over scavenging for canned goods together? 🥫💕 #ApocalypticRomance"
Funny romantic quotes
I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.
Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! 💔😂 Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? 🧠💘 #RomanticProblems"
The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old debate between the romantic and the realist! 🌹❤️💔 Seems like the realist always has a point – way to rain on everyone's love parade! 😂 But hey, one person’s wrong choice is another person’s lucky break, right? 🍀 #RelationshipRealities
I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.
Commentary:
Looks like someone forgot to attend the rehearsal! 🎭💔 Keep calm and ad-lib on, maybe the improv will lead to an unexpected happy ending! 🌟😜
Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous romantic interview – where awkward small talk meets the delicate dance of not spilling pasta sauce on yourself 😅🍝 Who knew finding love could feel like a job interview in fancy clothes? #DressToImpressOrElse"
I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.
Commentary:
Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs
Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.
Commentary:
Ah, the allure of being "held for questioning" – a phrase that sounds like the opening scene of a thrilling spy movie 🕵️♂️, but in reality, it's more paperwork and less James Bond glamour. Remember, even in the world of crime dramas, there's no champagne and caviar during questioning, just a lot of uncomfortable chairs and fluorescent lighting. #DebunkingDetectiveDrama 💼🔦
Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
Commentary:
"Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
Commentary:
🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
Commentary:
"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"