27 Funny romantic quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

  Commentary:
  "True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

  Commentary:
  "Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

  Commentary:
  "When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm the missing puzzle piece in the chaos of your life 🧩😜"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

  Commentary:
  💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

  Commentary:
  "Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

  Commentary:
  "When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?

  Commentary:
  "Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"

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