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11 Funny romantic quotes

Cupid's arrow should have just killed me instead.

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025
It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won't work out for everyone!

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025