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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Going viral on TikTok:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Trending via Threads:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Trending via Telegram:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Reported on Slack:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Trending via X:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Just shared via Instagram:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Just landed via X:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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36 Funny romantic quotes

Funny romantic quotes 💌 are the perfect blend of love and laughter 😂, adding a sprinkle of humor to your relationship! Whether you’re wooing your partner or just looking to lighten the mood, these witty gems 💖 promise to bring a smile to both of your faces. Dive into a world where romance meets comedy, and let these quotes be your guide to a love-filled chucklefest 😄.

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6 days ago
Share →: Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Commentary:
When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
6 days ago
Share →: The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
1 week ago
Share →: There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Commentary:
😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Commentary:
"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙‍♂️💌✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Commentary:
"When you realize the ice cream loves you more than your date 🍦❤️😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
2 weeks ago
Share →: You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Commentary:
"You're the reason my floodlight has trust issues! 😂💡 #AlwaysOnGuard"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Commentary:
"Who says romance is dead when you’ve got AI on speed dial? 😄💌📱 #TechieLove"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Commentary:
"True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Spotted on TikTok:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Going viral on X:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Trending via Facebook:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Breaking via Discord:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Going viral on Twitch:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Live now on Threads:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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