22 Funny rules quotes

• Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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  2 months ago

  advice, drive, driving, humor, i, irony, rules, say

• I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, behavior, humor, i, nerf, obey, rule, rules, traffic, traffic rule

• Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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  2 months ago

  battle, challenges, club, conflict, fight, fight club, fighting, humor, know, life, life challenges, rule, rules, secrecy, struggles

• You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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  2 months ago

  driving, humor, i, know, lines, lot, park, parking, parking lot, rules, shock

• They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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  2 months ago

  before, coffee, coffee maker, humor, little, maker, office, pass, rules, should, test, touch, training, training video, video, watch, workplace

• Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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  3 months ago

  commandment, humor, interaction, just, neighbor, read, religion, rules, shit, ten, time

• Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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  3 months ago

  advice, behavior, child, curiosity, going, parenting, rules, something, temptation, touch

• All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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  3 months ago

  driving, frustration, getting, humor, irony, law, rules, traffic

• You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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  3 months ago

  car, creativity, expression, fun, humor, magnets, put, refrigerator, rules

• AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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  3 months ago

  abuse, Airbnb, experience, filled, financial, financial abuse, fun, humor, lodging, rules, stranger, travel, want

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