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6 months ago
Share →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Commentary:
"Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"
6 months ago
Share →: They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Commentary:
"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"
6 months ago
Share →: Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Ten Commandments are really putting a damper on those neighborhood BBQs 🍔🚫 Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's grill, after all! 😂 #GoodNeighborProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic reverse psychology at play! 🙈 It's like giving a kid a challenge they just can't resist. Don't touch that, they said. But now it's like a neon sign saying "Touch Me!" Kids are sneaky little rebels, aren't they? 😂 #CuriosityWins
6 months ago
Share →: All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Commentary:
"Oh, so now traffic laws think they can reign over your road kingdom, huh? 🚗🚦 Don't worry, just consider them speed bumps on the highway of life! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Commentary:
"Who needs stickers when you can have fridge magnets flying all over your car? 🚗💨 Just when you thought driving couldn't get more quirky! 🤪✨ #RefrigeratorCar"
6 months ago
Share →: AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Commentary:
"Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"
6 months ago
Share →: Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug 🤷‍♂️, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama 🤯! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success 🕒⏳. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock ⏰? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly 🧐👀
6 months ago
Share →: Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Commentary:
"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette"