38 Funny screen quotes

• Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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  2 months ago

  computer, dark, dark mode, feel, humor, me, mode, screen, screen time, screens, staring, sun, technology, time, white, white screen

• I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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  2 months ago

  computer, computer usage, dark, dark mode, digital, digital lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, mode, much, physically, preference, screen, screen preference, screens, tech, tech humor, ui, UI preference, usage, used, white, white screen

• At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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  2 months ago

  booing, comedy, commentary, humor, literary, movie, prejudice, pride, Pride and Prejudice, satire, screen, social, social commentary, whenever

• When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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  2 months ago

  bad, context, humor, just, mean, right, say, screen, screen time, time, work

• I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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  2 months ago

  butter, care, counting, data, eaten, English, English muffin, food, humor, i, life, muffin, peanut, peanut butter, personal, personal data, screen, stats, things, wish

• Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark mode, discomfort, humor, i, mode, much, physically, preferences, repulsion, screen, technology, used, visual, visual discomfort, white, white screen

• Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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  2 months ago

  balance, drink, health, humor, hydration, limit, me, screen, screen time, self-care, someone, time, water

• Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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  2 months ago

  authenticity, fake, humor, identity, lock, lock screen, media, people, recognition, screen, social, social media, technology

• Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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  2 months ago

  another, bag, communication, flesh, glowing, glowing screen, humor, interaction, relationships, screen, send, social, social interaction, symbols, weird

• Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, brain, brain damage, damage, excessive, humor, irony, know, me, sarcasm, screen, screen time, shows, study, technology, time, whenever

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