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35 Funny screen quotes

Funny screen quotes ๐Ÿ˜‚ are like little bursts of joy on your devices! They sneak in during movies ๐ŸŽฌ, TV shows ๐Ÿ“บ, or even video games ๐ŸŽฎ to surprise you with laughter and wit. Perfect for sharing a giggle with friends or lifting your spirits on a dreary day, these memorable one-liners and zingers add a sprinkle of humor to everyday life. Ready to brighten up your screen time? Dive into the delightful world of funny screen quotes! ๐Ÿ˜„

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Some people are so fake, their lock screens donโ€™t recognize them.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesnโ€™t send symbols on glowing screen.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage Iโ€™m like “yeah, me know”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Canโ€™t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Just give your kids the iPad. Theyโ€™re the ones whoโ€™ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put โ€œThe Endโ€ on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. Iโ€™m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like Iโ€™m having network issues.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isnโ€™t a selfie.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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