55 Funny self-esteem quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! If you're on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃‍♀️💫

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

  Commentary:
  "🌟 Absolutely! You're not just limited edition, you're a one-of-a-kind collector's item! 😎 Embrace your uniqueness and shine like the rare gem that you are! 💎✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be sober when you don't even enjoy your own company is like a one-person party with no snacks 🎉🚫🍕 #SelfLoveStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters

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  3 months ago

  Share →: In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

  Commentary:
  🎳🥞 "Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It's all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you'll strike gold (or at least brunch)." 🎳🥞

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

  Commentary:
  "Just remember, fashion is cyclical – who knows, that scarf might be the next big trend in another 5 years! Keep rocking that vintage accessory with pride!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"

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