108 Funny self quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I had a friend like me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of wanting a friend who's as awesome as you are 🤣 Who else can match your wit, charm, and impeccable taste in TV shows? Just imagine the epic adventures and brilliant conversations you'd have together! 🌟 But hey, on the bright side, at least you'll always win at rock-paper-scissors against yourself! 🏆😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

  Commentary:
  "Oh, just chilling with the best company ever – myself! Can't disappoint me, can't annoy me, can't steal my fries… Winning at life! 🕺🏼🤣 #JustMeMyselfAndI"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It's never a dull moment when you're your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don't be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, when you and yourself can't seem to agree on anything, you know it's stress o'clock! 🤯🙄 Hang in there, self, we'll get through this together! 💪😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I embarrass myself in front of myself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of self-embarrassment – when you outdo yourself in awkwardness! 🙈😅 Who needs an audience when you can entertain yourself with cringe-worthy moments, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁‍♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's tired of living in the Land of Excuses! 😂 Time to bid adieu to that bullsh*t and pave the way for some genuine awesomeness! 💪🚫💩"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"

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