12 Funny silent quotes

• Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, everyone, humor, little, relationship, sarcasm, silent, silent treatment, treatment, weekend

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

• Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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  2 months ago

  chat, communication, every, group, group chat, humor, introvert, me, media, messaging, never, participant, person, self-deprecating, silent, silent participant, social, social media, texting

• Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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  2 months ago

  argument, ask, back, communication, humor, lawn, marriage, middle, mowing, relationship, silence, silent, tip, wife

• I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, choose, communication, cues, expression, face, facial, facial expression, humor, i, nonverbal, nonverbal communication, silence, silent, situation, situations, social, social cues, stay, subtitles, weird

• When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, gift, holiday, humor, i, irony, myself, say, self-care, shopping, silent

• If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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  2 months ago

  big, communication, humor, man, relationship, silent, thinker, trouble, woman

• When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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  2 months ago

  exhaustion, humor, i, introvert, people, say, silence, silent, socializing, tired, wit

• $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, financial, humor, joke, k, money, sarcasm, silent, wealth

• More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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  2 months ago

  danger, danger sign, dangerous, expression, lion, power, roar, sign, silence, silent, strength, woman

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