Funny silent quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

  Commentary:
  "When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that familiar holiday shopping experience 🛍️🎄 Who can resist treating themselves during the season of giving? 💁‍♀️ After all, it's important to spread the Christmas cheer… both to others and ourselves! 🎁✨ #SelfGiftGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of silence! 🤔 If a man stays quiet, he's seen as thoughtful and reflective. But if a woman stays quiet, well, brace yourself, because the storm is brewing! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Watch out for that silent thunder, folks! ⛈️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

  Commentary:
  "Me at the end of the day: 'I'm tired…' 😪💤 But let's be real, we all know the real culprit here is people. 🙄😂 #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

  Commentary:
  "Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, sometimes the M in 'masses' is silent…and so are the original ideas! 😉 Don't be afraid to break away from the crowd and forge your own path, even if it means standing out with that silent M! 🤫 #Beyourself #Uniqueandproud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇

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