Home » Funny Simple Quotes

16 Funny simple quotes

Trending Funny Simple Quotes 🔥

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”
My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.
It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.
I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

New funny simple quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Commentary:
"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
1 month ago
Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Commentary:
"Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"
2 months ago
Share →: My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃‍♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"
3 months ago
Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Commentary:
"Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."
4 months ago
Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue
5 months ago
Share →: A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Commentary:
"A simple 'hi' can be the beginning of two years of therapy. 👋🛋️ Who knew that a casual greeting could lead to such profound self-discovery and introspection? Remember folks, approach with caution! 😂 #TherapyJourney"
5 months ago
Share →: Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Commentary:
"Girls just want one teeny-tiny thing from you – all your attention 🙇‍♂️👀! Well, it's not like they are asking for much, right? Just your undivided time, energy, and focus – easy peasy! 😅 #GirlPower 💁‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Commentary:
🎓💼💍 "Ah, the perfectly laid out plan – so beautiful in theory, yet quite the unruly troublemaker in practice! Life really knows how to keep us on our toes, doesn't it? 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that choosing a career and finding 'the one' could be such wild adventures! Buckle up, friend, because the unexpected twists make it all the more exciting! 🌪️"