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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

3 months ago

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

3 months ago