29 Funny size quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to hit that elusive X on ads is like playing a game of 'spot the speck'! 👀🕹️ Don't worry, you're not the only one feeling like you need a magnifying glass just to close those pesky pop-ups! 🔍🙅 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

  Commentary:
  Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it truly miraculous how the universe aligned just right for basketball hoops and basketballs to have a match made in heaven? 🏀🕳️ It's like the cosmos said, "Let there be dunks and three-pointers!" 🌌👌 Truly a slam-dunk of cosmic proportions! 🌠🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

  Commentary:
  Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

  Commentary:
  "Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of subtle shade! 🌚💻 Why confront your colleague when you can just shrink their ego… I mean, their font size? 🤭🔍 Watch out for those tiny letters, they might just spell out "petty but effective." 😏 #OfficeDrama #PassiveAggressiveDesign

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

  Commentary:
  "Get ready for some full-size servings of terrible wisdom this Halloween! 🎃🍫 Remember, sometimes bad advice can be the best treat of all! Just like those full-size candy bars, grab them quick while supplies last… or maybe not 😏🤪 #HalloweenHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Who does that bag think it is, bossing around your snack choices like it owns the place? 🙄😂 Serving sizes are more like serving suggestions anyway. Bag, you're not the boss of us! 🙌🍟 #SnackRevolt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

  Commentary:
  "If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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