Funny quotes sober

Funny sober quotes

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

5 days ago

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

3 months ago

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

3 months ago

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

3 months ago

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

3 months ago

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

3 months ago

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

3 months ago