16 Funny son quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

  Commentary:
  🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

  Commentary:
  😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, parenting dilemmas at their finest! 🍌😅 Who knew a simple banana could wield so much power?! Just another day in the rollercoaster ride of parenting – buckle up and enjoy the brown-spotted twists and turns! 🎢😆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your son has unlocked the ultimate bagel transformation power! 🥯🌍 Watch out, world, we now have an "everywhere bagel" on the loose – he's spreading deliciousness in every corner of the globe! Who knew a simple bagel could have such grand ambitions? 🌟 #BagelGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, teenage dad status averted! 🦷💪 Talk about tackling the baby teeth before the baby-making ones! 🤣 #WinningAtParenthood"

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