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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,618

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Just shared via Threads:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Trending via Reddit:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Going viral on Twitch:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Just shared via Telegram:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Making waves on Instagram:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

10 shares on Slack this month:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

11 shares on Discord this month:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

11 shares on Threads this month:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,291

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Making waves on Telegram:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Going viral on X:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Spotted on Twitch:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Making waves on Reddit:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Trending via Snapchat:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Seen just now on Slack:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Breaking via Instagram:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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