Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can't just be the one guy. It's gotta be a group of people pooping my son's diaper.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Commentary:
😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Commentary:
Oh dear, parenting dilemmas at their finest! 🍌😅 Who knew a simple banana could wield so much power?! Just another day in the rollercoaster ride of parenting – buckle up and enjoy the brown-spotted twists and turns! 🎢😆

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Commentary:
Looks like your son has unlocked the ultimate bagel transformation power! 🥯🌍 Watch out, world, we now have an "everywhere bagel" on the loose – he's spreading deliciousness in every corner of the globe! Who knew a simple bagel could have such grand ambitions? 🌟 #BagelGoals

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Commentary:
Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄

My son got braces today. Yay, he's not going to be a teenage dad.

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, teenage dad status averted! 🦷💪 Talk about tackling the baby teeth before the baby-making ones! 🤣 #WinningAtParenthood"

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Commentary:
"Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: A wild parent spotted in action! 🚨 Who knew putting a dish in the sink could be such a daring adventure? 😂 Specialty: Urgent Care for unruly tableware. 🍽️ #ParentingProblems"

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Commentary:
"Turning betrayal into a family affair! 👪🔥 Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? 😂👴 #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoals"