16 Funny stairs quotes

• If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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  1 month ago

  coming, even, family, footsteps, humor, member, relationship, speed, stairs, tell, weight

• Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, humor, joke, love, opportunity, pushing, relationships, sarcasm, stairs, teasing

• No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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  2 months ago

  elderly, else, family, fine, grandma, humor, joke, needs, nobody, sarcasm, stairs, today

• I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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  2 months ago

  aging, breaking, humor, i, knees, noise, prepared, someone, sound, spaghetti, stairs, time

• I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily life, distraction, doing, enjoy, exercise, forgetfulness, humor, i, life, memory, remember, stairs, trying, walk, walks

• Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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  2 months ago

  brag, forgetfulness, humor, i, just, memory, reason, stairs, upstairs, why

• This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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  2 months ago

  frustration, humor, meeting, push, sarcasm, stairs, workplace

• Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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  2 months ago

  activity, always, better, decision, escalator, faster, humor, i, move, next, people, prove, stairs, whenever

• Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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  2 months ago

  consequences, dark, dark humor, everyone, expectation, happiness, happy, humor, irony, push, stairs

• I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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  2 months ago

  activity, climb, desire, funny perspective, humor, i, perspective, problem, problem-solving, rock, rock climb, solving, stairs, understand

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