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6 months ago
Share →: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Commentary:
Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅‍♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace
6 months ago
Share →: It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Commentary:
"Talk about taking the stairs to a whole new level! 🚶‍♂️🔋 Escalator: 1, Us: 0 ⚡️ Just when you thought you could take a break… 😅 #PowerCutProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Commentary:
"Who needs two night stands when you can barely handle one? 🤔 Let's save some space for the important stuff – like a whole collection of mismatched socks under the bed! 🧦😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Commentary:
"Love me or hate me, if you can handle my fabulousness, you totally deserve me! 💁‍♀️💅😜 #confidenceoverload"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦‍♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Commentary:
"Being called a 'customer' after that one wild online shopping spree is like getting a 'Hey, stranger' text from a one-time Tinder match – let's keep it casual, corporations! 🛍️🥂 #WeAreNotThatSerious"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Commentary:
🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax
6 months ago
Share →: An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the unmistakable sound of adulthood – a symphony of creaks and cracks! 🎶💥 Standing up is no longer a silent action, but a declaration of our presence in the world. Here's to all the noisy ninjas out there mastering the art of making a grand entrance with every rise! 🕺🔊 #NoisyAdulting"
6 months ago
Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Commentary:
"Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"
6 months ago
Share →: I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Commentary:
"Well, well, looks like someone's arches have been enlightened! 👟😂 Who knew orthopaedic shoes could kick in some humor along with support! 💁‍♂️ #StandUpForOrthopaedics"