66 Funny stay quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

  Commentary:
  "Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

  Commentary:
  "Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug 🤷‍♂️, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama 🤯! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success 🕒⏳. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock ⏰? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly 🧐👀

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

  Commentary:
  "Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you're her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we'll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂"

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