22 Funny teeth quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

  Commentary:
  "Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

  Commentary:
  "When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal – biannual teeth cleaning and all! 🦷🐄 Who knew farm life could be so chic? 😄 #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of math and dental hygiene combined! 😁✨ Who knew arithmetic and oral health could go hand in hand? It's all about that simple meth, folks! Just make sure you're not subtracting too many teeth from the equation! 🦷➖🤓"

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