32 Funny teeth quotes

• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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• My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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  add-on, cost, eyeball, favorite, health, health insurance, insurance, insurance cost, sarcasm, teeth, tooth

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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• People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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  bullet, catch, challenge, humor, joke, people, practice, skill, teeth

• Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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• Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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• Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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  brush, daily, daily routine, face, forget, hair, humor, hygiene, media, posts, routine, self-care, share, sharing, social, social media, teeth

• Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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  beauty, getting, humor, irony, self-care, skincare, tan, tanning, teeth, teeth whitening, whitening

• Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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  4 weeks ago

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• She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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  contrast, good, good teeth, head, humor, meth, meth head, rare, teeth, uniqueness

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