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Funny teeth quotes shine a light on the humorous side of dental care and our pearly whites! 😁🦷 From witty remarks about the quirks of oral hygiene to playful takes on toothy grins, these quotes bring a smile to your face while poking fun at everything from dentist visits to tooth fairy tales. Enjoy a chuckle and celebrate the fun side of maintaining a bright, beautiful smile! πŸ˜„βœ¨

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

1 month ago

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

1 month ago

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

3 months ago

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, β€œI drink it.”

3 months ago

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

3 months ago

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

3 months ago

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

3 months ago

Every Reddit relationship post is like β€œMy husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

3 months ago

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

3 months ago

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

3 months ago

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

3 months ago

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

3 months ago

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like β€œohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

3 months ago

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

3 months ago

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

3 months ago

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

3 months ago

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

3 months ago

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

3 months ago

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

3 months ago