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69 Funny thinking quotes

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

3 months ago

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

3 months ago

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

3 months ago

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

3 months ago

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

3 months ago

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

3 months ago

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

3 months ago

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

3 months ago

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

3 months ago

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

3 months ago

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

3 months ago

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

3 months ago

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

3 months ago

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

3 months ago

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

3 months ago

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

3 months ago

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

3 months ago

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

3 months ago

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

3 months ago

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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