112 Funny thinking quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

  Commentary:
  When my brain goes on vacation, my thoughts finally start to make sense! 🤪🧠🎢

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

  Commentary:
  Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

  Commentary:
  Now I'm not just shocked by the doorbell but also by how much my girlfriend wanted a professional. 🔌😜🔊🤯

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the profound thoughts of a great philosopher: 'Yeah' and 'Yup' 😂🧠💭 #DeepThoughts"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

  Commentary:
  "Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

  Commentary:
  "Working from mind today! 🧠📞 Guess that means I’m always 'on call' 😉✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

  Commentary:
  "At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

  Commentary:
  "Thinking clearly? That sounds like a premium feature I forgot to upgrade to! 😂🤔💭"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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