Funny toxic trait quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is optimism.

  Commentary:
  "Optimism: turning 'uh-oh' into 'wheee!' since forever! 😅☀️ #ToBoldlyHope"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

  Commentary:
  "Offering mental health advice when you're one jellybean short of the jar… 🤪🏥 Remember, sometimes laughter is the best therapy! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #AsylumBound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! 🌪️ On the bright side, maybe you're just really committed to that 'messy-chic' aesthetic! 😂👗 #WardrobeWars"

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