Commentary:
"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"
Funny trait quotes
My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
Commentary:
"Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"
My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
Commentary:
"Looks like this person's hair is their ultimate snitch! 🕵️♂️💇♀️ DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 💁♂️🦠"
My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.
Commentary:
"Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! 🌪️ On the bright side, maybe you're just really committed to that 'messy-chic' aesthetic! 😂👗 #WardrobeWars"