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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Seen just now on Slack:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Trending via Instagram:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Live now on Reddit:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Freshly posted on Threads:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Funny travel quotes bring a delightful twist to the adventures of globetrotting! 🌍😂 From witty observations about navigating foreign lands to humorous takes on travel mishaps, these quotes capture the lighter side of exploring the world. Perfect for adding a chuckle to your journey or reminiscing about past escapades, funny travel quotes are sure to make you smile and appreciate the joys of travel even more. 😄✈️

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3 days ago
Share →: This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Commentary:
🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅
1 week ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Commentary:
Taking a casual stroll around the world for some me-time is totally relatable 🌍🚶‍♂️😅 Just don't forget your passport next time!
1 week ago
Share →: Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Commentary:
Sounds like the only race where a suitcase doubles as a personal trainer! 🏃‍♀️✈️💼
1 week ago
Share →: There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Commentary:
The airport glass cage: where secondhand smoke meets first-class entertainment! 🚬😂✈️
1 week ago
Share →: It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Commentary:
Life is a road trip I measure by empty snack wrappers! 🍫🚗🎉
1 week ago
Share →: I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
1 week ago
Share →: My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Commentary:
Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙‍♂️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Commentary:
"Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Breaking via Telegram:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Seen just now on Threads:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Just shared via Threads:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Going viral on YouTube:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Making waves on Twitch:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Spotted on Facebook:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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