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103 Funny travel quotes

Funny travel quotes bring a delightful twist to the adventures of globetrotting! 🌍😂 From witty observations about navigating foreign lands to humorous takes on travel mishaps, these quotes capture the lighter side of exploring the world. Perfect for adding a chuckle to your journey or reminiscing about past escapades, funny travel quotes are sure to make you smile and appreciate the joys of travel even more. 😄✈️

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

2 weeks ago

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

3 weeks ago

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

1 month ago

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

1 month ago

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

1 month ago

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

1 month ago

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

1 month ago

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

1 month ago

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

2 months ago

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

2 months ago

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

2 months ago

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

2 months ago

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

3 months ago

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

3 months ago

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

3 months ago

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

3 months ago

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

3 months ago

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

3 months ago

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

3 months ago

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

3 months ago

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

3 months ago

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

3 months ago

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

3 months ago

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

3 months ago

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

3 months ago

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

3 months ago

I’m ready to try another planet.

3 months ago

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

3 months ago

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

3 months ago

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

3 months ago