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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I think my type is a nice person.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Spotted on Telegram:

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Going viral on YouTube:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Just landed via Telegram:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Going viral on WeChat:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Slack this month:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear Santa, Money!

38 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

34 shares on Discord this month:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

77 shares on WeChat this month:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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I would prefer not to.

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Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Just shared via Twitch:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Spotted on Twitch:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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