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103 Funny travel quotes

Funny travel quotes bring a delightful twist to the adventures of globetrotting! 🌍😂 From witty observations about navigating foreign lands to humorous takes on travel mishaps, these quotes capture the lighter side of exploring the world. Perfect for adding a chuckle to your journey or reminiscing about past escapades, funny travel quotes are sure to make you smile and appreciate the joys of travel even more. 😄✈️

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

3 months ago

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

3 months ago

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

3 months ago

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

3 months ago

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

3 months ago

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

3 months ago

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

3 months ago

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

3 months ago

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

3 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

3 months ago

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

3 months ago

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

3 months ago

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

3 months ago

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

3 months ago

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

3 months ago

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

3 months ago

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

3 months ago

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

3 months ago

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

3 months ago

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

3 months ago

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

3 months ago

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

3 months ago

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

3 months ago

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

3 months ago

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

3 months ago

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

3 months ago

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

3 months ago

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

3 months ago

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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