24 Funny tree quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when you have a tree outside someone's house to spy on them? 🌳👀 Nothing says 'neighborhood watch' quite like branching out into investigative tree work! 🕵️‍♂️ #TreePeeper"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish tree puns were more poplar.

  Commentary:
  Well, I'm stumped! 🌳 It seems like tree puns need to branch out more to become leaf-de your expectations. 🍃 Don't worry, we'll get to the root of this comedic conundrum! 🌿 #PunderfulMoment

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  5 months ago

  Share →: His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

  Commentary:
  "Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

  Commentary:
  🌳👀 How about we skip the small talk and go straight for the adrenaline rush? First date idea: you rescue me from the tree I got stuck in while attempting to be your friendly neighborhood spy! 🕵️‍♂️ Trust me, this unique experience will create a bond like no other! 😉 #RomanceInTheTrees

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Christmas tree – the eternal symbol of holiday cheer and existential crisis all rolled into one! 🎄✨ Just remember, even if you're feeling a bit like a withered old pine inside, you can always put on a dazzling light show for the world to see. Shine on, you festive gem! 💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

  Commentary:
  🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a paycheck when you've got a perfectly adorned tree to admire all day? 🎄💁‍♀️ Time to upgrade from employee of the month to ornament placement expert! 💼➡️🌟 #Priorities #LivingMyBestTreeLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

  Commentary:
  "Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities"

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