24 Funny tree quotes

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025