43 Funny tree quotes

• My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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  2 days ago

  asking, before, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, family, holiday, live, mom, ornament, putting, tradition, tree, want, where

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  4 weeks ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, change, dollar, Dollar Tree, humor, joke, just, name, need, price, prices, shopping, store, tree, unexpected, unexpected price

• Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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  2 months ago

  anyone, finance, gardening, grow, humor, know, money, question, tree

• Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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  2 months ago

  art, beauty, body, butt, human, human butt, humor, natural, natural beauty, nature, sometimes, tree, trees, waterfall

• Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, comparison, fit, hand, humor, irony, nature, palm, palm tree, size, size comparison, tree

• I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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  2 months ago

  authenticity, cashier, cashiers, check, counterfeit, counterfeit money, dollar, Dollar Tree, feel, frustration, handling, hate, humor, i, Karen, money, money handling, need, real, shopping, tree

• You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, curiosity, every, house, humor, learn, lot, movement, observation, observing, outside, person, privacy, tree, waking

• I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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  2 months ago

  humor, joke, nature, poplar, pun, tree, tree pun, wordplay

• His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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  2 months ago

  confetti, destination, dollar, heavy, humor, luggage, palm, palm tree, party, Serengeti, store, travel, tree, trees, tux, vomit, wedding

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