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43 Funny truth quotes

Funny truth quotes πŸ˜‚ are like little nuggets of wisdom wrapped in humor 🌟. They reveal the honest quirks of life while leaving you in stitches 🀣. Whether you’re chuckling at life’s ironies or giggling at relatable blunders, these quotes deliver truth with a side of laughter. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day 🌈. Dive into the whimsy and wit of funny truth quotes and discover the hilarious side of honesty! πŸ₯³

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Posted onJan 22, 2025Jan 22, 2025

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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