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6 months ago
Share →: Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Commentary:
Ah, the joy of being single during the holidays. 🙃 While everyone else is busy decking the halls and roasting chestnuts over an open fire, us single folks are pros at putting on a brave face and pretending that we're totally fine spending another night alone with our Netflix queue. 🎄🎁 Just think of it as an extended opportunity to practice your solo dance moves and enjoy the entire box of chocolates without any judgment! 💃🍫 #SingleBells #
6 months ago
Share →: And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Commentary:
"Well, if the 'year-end bonus' is hiding in the room, I hope it's planning to reveal itself soon because we could all use a surprise appearance like that! 🕵️‍♂️💸✨ Who knows, maybe it's just waiting for the perfect dramatic entrance! 🎭🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's sleigh isn't the only thing that slides into your DMs! 🎅📱 If he ever takes a scroll through your social media, you might be unwrapping a whole lot of therapy sessions this Christmas! 😂🎁#NaughtyListBound
6 months ago
Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"
6 months ago
Share →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Commentary:
"Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"
6 months ago
Share →: Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day prayer for social media junkies 🙏🏼 May the likes be plenty and the comments be kind! Let the validation flow as freely as the WiFi! 📱💻 #BlessedByTheInternet"
6 months ago
Share →: And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Commentary:
💸 "Ah, financial stability, that slippery fellow who always seems to be playing hide and seek! Is it in the room with us or off having a coffee break? 🕵️‍♂️☕️ Let's hope it decides to stick around for a while and bring some of its wealthy friends along too! 💼💰 #WhereArtThouFinancialStability"
6 months ago
Share →: Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Commentary:
🌙✨ "Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon's got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon" 🌟🌝
6 months ago
Share →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"