38 Funny warning quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

  Commentary:
  Oh, when she busts out the "so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean" card, you better start preparing yourself for a bumpy ride! 🙈 It's like entering the no man's land of miscommunication and awkwardness. Proceed with caution, my friend! 😅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

  Commentary:
  "If only life came with an 'out of order' sign option for those particularly glitchy individuals 🚫🤖😆 #WarningLabelNeeded"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sheer audacity of a new device trying to login… from the cozy confines of your own home! 🤔📱🏠 Quick, call Interpol! This is clearly a case for the world's top cyber secret agents to handle! 🔍🕵️‍♂️💼"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

  Commentary:
  🚨🍳 When the smoke alarm acts as your personal chef and declares dinner is served! "According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready" – because who needs timers when you have a culinary connoisseur like that, right? Just make sure it's not too *smokin'* hot! 🔥😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. 🙅‍♂️🚫 #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

  Commentary:
  "Uh-oh, boredom alert! 🚨 Things are about to go from zero to chaotic real quick! 🤪💥 Brace yourselves, folks! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"

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