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"If only life came with an 'out of order' sign option for those particularly glitchy individuals 🚫🤖😆 #WarningLabelNeeded"
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- I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
- I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.
- My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.
- I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
- According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.
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"Ah, the sheer audacity of a new device trying to login… from the cozy confines of your own home! 🤔📱🏠 Quick, call Interpol! This is clearly a case for the world's top cyber secret agents to handle! 🔍🕵️♂️💼" -
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🚨🍳 When the smoke alarm acts as your personal chef and declares dinner is served! "According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready" – because who needs timers when you have a culinary connoisseur like that, right? Just make sure it's not too *smokin'* hot! 🔥😂 -
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"Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. 🙅♂️🚫 #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers" -
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"Uh-oh, boredom alert! 🚨 Things are about to go from zero to chaotic real quick! 🤪💥 Brace yourselves, folks! 😂" -
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"Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"
Top Funny Warning Quotes 🔥
- I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
- I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.
- My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.
- I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
- According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.
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