88 Funny water quotes

• I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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  2 months ago

  always, bed, bring, glass, humor, i, knock, knock over, me, middle, night, over, routine, sleep, something, water

• Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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  2 months ago

  avoid, busy, daily, daily routine, drama, drinking, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, pee, peeing, routine, stay, too, water

• Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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  2 months ago

  bed, eyes, humor, longing, miss, sad, sleep, tiredness, water, yawn

• Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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  comparison, fertilizer, food, humor, i, Jesus, not the same, same, transformation, turn, water, wine

• If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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  2 months ago

  humor, me, percentage, personality, self-deprecation, water

• They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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  2 months ago

  50, body, family, human, humor, husband, observation, son, water, wind

• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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  2 months ago

  AI, AI bot, alive, bot, bots, country, drinking, drinking water, dumbest, entertain, entertainment, high-speed, high-speed rail, humor, infrastructure, people, porn, rail, satire, steal, technology, theft, water, water theft

• Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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  3 months ago

  AI, center, conservation, data, data center, drink, drinking, humor, much, need, only, please, resource, sure, technology, thirst, thirsty, too, water

• I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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  3 months ago

  AI, brushing, brushing teeth, conservation, corporation, environment, faucet, humor, i, ruin, spend, teeth, turning, water, water conservation, while

• Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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  3 months ago

  bored, boredom, conversation, daily, daily recommendation, drinking, girl, humor, hydration, joke, recommendation, start, water

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