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5 months ago
Share →: If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Commentary:
"If Monday were an IKEA product, it would come with 1000 pieces and no instructions, and the name 'Fekking Hell' would be just as hard to pronounce as it is to endure. 🪑🤪 #MondayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! 🤓 New glasses incoming, so prepare for a serious downgrade in your attractiveness levels! 😂 Time to recalibrate those standards! 👓😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ancient art of delayed communication! 📬🕰️ Who needs instant replies when you can savor the anticipation like a fine wine? 🍷 Let's bring back the thrill of waiting for a text response – it's like a digital game of hide and seek! 🙈📱 #PatienceIsAVirtue"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁‍♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷‍♂️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Commentary:
"Horoscope: This week, the universe seems to think you're Dracula in disguise – don't be surprised if you find yourself involuntarily donating blood 🦇💉 #UnexpectedlyGenerous #VampireVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Commentary:
Looks like Monday showed up uninvited, like that one guest who always overstays their welcome 🙄 Don't worry, you've got this! Embrace the chaos with a big cup of coffee ☕ and a sprinkle of optimism ✨ #MondayBlues
5 months ago
Share →: How is it still this week?

Commentary:
"It feels like this week has been longer than a Monday meeting that just won't end! 🙄⏳ Time just loves to drag its feet when it's midweek, doesn't it? Hang in there, we'll make it to the weekend eventually! 🎉💪"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Commentary:
🔥 When you thought it was all about rescuing cute fluffy kitties, but then it's time to slide down the fire pole and face the real deal! 🚒🔥 "We're going where?" Oh, dear volunteer firefighter, get ready for some purr-fectly unexpected adventures ahead! 😺🔥 #NotJustCatRescues #FirefighterLife
5 months ago
Share →: My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Commentary:
Oh, the true superpower of impeccable timing! 💫 That uncanny ability to part ways with something just before its redemption day is a special skill indeed. 🕰️ Who needs a superhero cape when you can master the art of perfectly mistimed decluttering? 🦸‍♂️🗑️ #ThrowItAwayRightBeforeINeedIt
5 months ago
Share →: Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a special occasion when you can just dress up for laundry day every day, am I right? 💁‍♀️🧺 #AlwaysReadyForSomeSudsAndSpins"