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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

3 months ago

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

3 months ago

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

3 months ago

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

3 months ago

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

3 months ago

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

3 months ago

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

3 months ago

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

3 months ago

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

3 months ago

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

3 months ago

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

3 months ago

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

3 months ago

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

3 months ago

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

3 months ago

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

3 months ago

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

3 months ago