137 Funny year quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious week between Christmas and New Year's – a time when calendars seem to lose all sense of logic and normality. It's as if the universe itself hits the snooze button and decides to take a nap until January. Just remember, when you feel like you've fallen into a time-warping wormhole during that week, it's perfectly normal. Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I gained this year is weight.

  Commentary:
  "Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haunted houses when you have financial statements to send shivers down your spine? Forget ghosts and goblins, the real horror story is checking your retirement savings in this economy!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like we've been inadvertently training our future robot overlords all along! Who knew that our endless scrolling and meme-sharing were preparing AI to take over the world one cat video at a time? Be careful what you post online, you might be contributing to the rise of our digital overlords!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

  Commentary:
  Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

  Commentary:
  "Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

  Commentary:
  Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: January is the Monday of the year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, January – the month that feels like a never-ending Monday, complete with the Monday blues and a side of icy winds! ❄️ But hey, at least we can dream of warmer days and the weekends ahead! 😅☕️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"

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