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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Live now on Slack:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

Shared recently on X:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Making waves on Discord:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

218 Funny year quotes

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

17 hours ago

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

18 hours ago

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

19 hours ago

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

20 hours ago

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Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

21 hours ago

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

1 day ago

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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

6 days ago

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People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

1 week ago

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January: the Monday of months.

2 weeks ago

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One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

2 weeks ago

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18 shares on Reddit this month:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

90 shares on Discord this month:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

72 shares on X this month:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Spotted on X:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Just landed via TikTok:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Just shared via WeChat:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Shared recently on Twitch:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Live now on Twitch:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Trending via Reddit:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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