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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Spotted on X:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Live now on Discord:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Reported on WhatsApp:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Funny York quotes bring a smile to anyone who loves this charming city 🏰✨ From its quirky streets to its lovable locals, York has endless reasons to laugh and celebrate 😂🐾 Whether you’re a history buff or just here for the vibes, these witty sayings capture the spirit perfectly 💬🎉 Get ready to giggle and share some York-inspired fun!

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Share →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Commentary:
🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"
3 months ago
Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Commentary:
"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
3 months ago
Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
6 months ago
Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Commentary:
"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Live now on Instagram:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Breaking via X:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Reported on WhatsApp:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Seen just now on Slack:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Trending via Pinterest:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Live now on X:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Just landed via YouTube:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Spotted on X:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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