Funny york quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

  Commentary:
  🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

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