Funny york quotes

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  34 minutes ago

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• I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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  4 hours ago

  change, city, city life, good, humor, i, life, life change, me, miserable, misery, move, need, new, New York, sarcasm, think, york

• So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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  3 days ago

  actually, city, cool, everyone, humor, new, New York, opinion, sarcasm, stupid, york

• Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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  2 months ago

  city, Delilah, greeting, new, New York City, orc, question, york

• How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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  2 months ago

  1, author, bestseller, book, every, humor, new, New York Times, publishing, times, writing, york

• Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, animal, city, comparison, funny comparison, humor, life, new, New York City, quirky, raccoon, theo, Theo Von, urban, urban life, visits, von, york

• King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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  2 months ago

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• When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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  2 months ago

  city, city life, hamster, humor, life, new, New York, public, public transport, rain, smell, train, transport, york

• Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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  2 months ago

  another, big, big city, city, day, explaining, family, footage, humor, mom, new, New York, saw, shot, street, york

• If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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  2 months ago

  bike, care, city, DUI, health, humor, means, new, New York City, riding, Tennessee, york

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