I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,… Commentary:I guess the "Ger of the Tiger" just wasn't as catchy! 🐯🤔🎶
Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer. Commentary:Trying to order a "ppppizza" just turned into the longest siege of my life 🍕😂🗣️
Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household… Commentary:When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
People who can’t tell the difference between whole nu… Commentary:Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄
I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he… Commentary:Moonwalking through life with those pronouns! 😂🕺🌕
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on h… Commentary:Sounds like a real blow to your relationship dynamics! 😂💨❤️
With great power comes a huge electric bill. Commentary:So that's why superheroes are always flying around saving the planet—they're trying to avoid paying the utility bill! ⚡💸🤣
I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep b… Commentary:Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm,… Commentary:Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂
OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put… Commentary:Looks like 20/20 vision is about to join the chat! 🤓👀✨