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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,…

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,…

Commentary:
I guess the "Ger of the Tiger" just wasn't as catchy! 🐯🤔🎶

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ever, eye, four, humor, joke, letter, letters, much, tiger, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Commentary:
Trying to order a "ppppizza" just turned into the longest siege of my life 🍕😂🗣️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged challenge, daily, daily challenge, day, difficulty, every, humor, speech, speech difficulty, stutterer on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household…

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household…

Commentary:
When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, grocer, gross, household, household item, humor, item, items, porn, pun, selling, small, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
People who can’t tell the difference between whole nu…

People who can’t tell the difference between whole nu…

Commentary:
Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged decimal, difference, humor, joke, math, math humor, missing, misunderstanding, number, numbers, people, point, pun, tell, whole, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he…

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he…

Commentary:
Moonwalking through life with those pronouns! 😂🕺🌕

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, identify, identity, jackson, joke, michael, Michael Jackson, pronoun, pronouns, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on h…

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on h…

Commentary:
Sounds like a real blow to your relationship dynamics! 😂💨❤️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged air, blow, blowing, blowing air, cooling, fan, girlfriend, heat, hot, humor, i, me, relationship on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
With great power comes a huge electric bill.

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Commentary:
So that's why superheroes are always flying around saving the planet—they're trying to avoid paying the utility bill! ⚡💸🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bill, cost, electric, electric bill, electricity, energy, great, huge, humor, joke, power, responsibility on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep b…

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep b…

Commentary:
Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, country, country music, helpful, humor, i, music, noise, playing, read, relaxation, sleep, somewhere, sound, white, white noise on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm,…

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm,…

Commentary:
Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, cold, dish, food, humor, idiom, just, justice, pun, warm, water, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put…

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put…

Commentary:
Looks like 20/20 vision is about to join the chat! 🤓👀✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clarity, clear, communication, eyewear, glasses, going, humor, just, ok, put on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
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