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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Making waves on Slack:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Trending via YouTube:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Going viral on Instagram:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Freshly posted on Discord:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Making waves on Slack:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Live now on Reddit:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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2 months ago

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Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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6 days ago

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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2 months ago

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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2 months ago

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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56 shares on X this month:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

50 shares on X this month:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

80 shares on Discord this month:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Going viral on YouTube:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Just shared via X:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Trending via YouTube:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Live now on Twitch:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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