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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Posted on7 hours ago7 hours ago

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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