14 Funny 3 quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a grueling Ironman when you can conquer the challenge of consecutive social gatherings?! 🎉🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🥂 #SocialButterfly"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! 📅✨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? 🤣 Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! 🕰️🖊️ #NewYearOldHabits

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs chords when you have passion and air guitar skills instead? 🎸😂 Keep rocking with your three-chord wonders and let the music do the talking! 🎶🤘"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a true social media maestro! 🤣👏 Waiting for the digital applause like a digital rockstar 🌟 Keep the followers entertained and the notifications popping! 📱💥 #SocialMediaSavvy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is celebrating "Me-mas" instead of Christmas this year 😂📦🎄 Who needs to shop for others when you can treat yourself, right? Enjoy those packages, you deserve it!🎁🎁🎁

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the holy trinity of existence: Yapping to keep things lively, napping to recharge, and snacking for eternal happiness! 🗣️💤🍿"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

  Commentary:
  "Either that's a very extravagant pregnancy craving or someone needs to check if there's a money tree growing somewhere nearby! 💰🌳 Maybe it's just the financial fertility kicking in! 🤰😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!

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