And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is. Posted on5 days ago
I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad. Posted on1 week ago
Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. Posted on1 week ago
There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying. Posted on1 week ago
Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. Posted on1 week ago
My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. Posted on1 week ago