19 Funny 90 quotes

• I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, American, Americans, conversion, day, dramatic, dramatics, found, humor, i, just, kilogram, measurement, pound, weight

• 90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, debugging, humor, just, motion, own, programming, realization, slow, slow motion, stupidity

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  1 month ago

  90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while

• Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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  2 months ago

  90, diet, fact, food, fun, fun fact, health, help, humor, junk, junk food, know, lifestyle, live, lose, motivation, sarcasm, will to live

• Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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  2 months ago

  90, animal, animal behavior, around, behavior, companionship, daily, daily life, dog, following, humor, life, living, living with pet, mouth, owner, pet, pet owner, watching, wondering

• For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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  2 months ago

  90, communication, culture, history, humor, idiot, know, media, post, reference, simply, social, social media, talking, time, world

• 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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  2 months ago

  90, anxiety, happen, humor, i, irony, life, never, seems, things, working, worry, worrying

• 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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  2 months ago

  90, exploration, fast, fast food, food, humor, joke, McDonald’s, means, ocean, restaurant, sea, underwater, unexplored

• 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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  2 months ago

  90, again, child, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, lie, lie down, parenting, wondering

• Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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  2 months ago

  90, activity, aesthetics, decision, decision making, fun, fun activity, grape, grape variety, humor, label, making, pretty, pretty label, shopping, variety, wine

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