13 Funny 90 quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it amazing how a simple post can speak volumes these days? 🤣 It's like a global game of "Guess Who?" where the answer is usually pretty obvious! 🌏💭 #ModernClues #InstantIdentification

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  4 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew worrying had such a high success rate? 🤔 Maybe I should worry more about winning the lottery! 💸😅 Watch out, universe, here comes my worry game strong! 🌟 #WorryChampion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

  Commentary:
  "Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone has a stomach that thinks louder than their brain 🤣🍔🧠 Grab a snack and maybe the remaining 10% of thoughts will be about something else! #FoodieMind"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

  Commentary:
  Looks like 90% of you are experiencing some "note"-worthy confusion! 🎶🤔 Don't worry, it's just an "accord-ion" to this clever sentence! Who knew grammar could "harmonize" with humor so well? 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

  Commentary:
  "Just remember, that perfectly contoured makeup can only do so much when faced with a bad case of the Monday blues 🌧️💄 #BeautyIsSkinDeep"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got a keen eye for humor! 👁️😄 Who needs a vision test when all you really need is to see the eye doctor, right? 🤓👀 Here's to the other 10% of the test…may it be as clear as your eyesight after a check-up! 😉🔍"

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