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Funny 90 quotes

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald's down there.

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
90% of my thoughts start with: "What can I eat now?"

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025