15 Funny 90 quotes — Wordgag ツ

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

5 days ago5 days ago

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

2 months ago2 months ago

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

4 months ago4 months ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

6 months ago6 months ago

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

6 months ago6 months ago

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Jan 27, 2025

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Jan 27, 2025

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Jan 26, 2025

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Jan 24, 2025

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Jan 22, 2025

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Jan 22, 2025

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Jan 22, 2025

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Jan 21, 2025

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Jan 20, 2025

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Jan 20, 2025