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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Spotted on Messenger:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Going bananas on X:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Making waves on YouTube:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Going viral on YouTube:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Going viral on Twitch:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Spotted on Threads:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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71 shares on Discord this month:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

72 shares on Slack this month:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

They’re making me do work at work.

39 shares on X this month:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

99 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Trending via Telegram:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Live now on Twitch:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Live now on Slack:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Just shared via Instagram:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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