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Ah, the art of PDA β the perfect blend of affection and causing a stir! πππ« Let's bring back the butterflies and awkward glances, because who doesn't love a good public smooch that leaves others feeling a tad flustered? Remember, a little discomfort never hurt anyone… well, except for the unsuspecting onlookers! π #MakingOutMischief
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- First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!
- Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
- βWe should get ticketsβ is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.
- I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.
- Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
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"Why do we call it Catfishing when we could be Playing With Matches? ππ₯ It's like choosing between a purr-fect crime and a fiery disaster! π₯πΌ Let's match things up and see who will be left smoldering in the end! π₯π" -
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"Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? πββοΈποΈ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! ππ³ #ShoppingHeals" -
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"Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? π§©πͺ Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed ππ"
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- Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.
- The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
- Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
- For International Womenβs Day, Iβm going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.
- I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.
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