Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
179 Funny actually quotes
Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.
Commentary:
"That's the 'I swear I'm innocent… except that one time' dance! 💃😅🙈"
Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.
Commentary:
"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"
I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.
Commentary:
"Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕"
Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.
Commentary:
"When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"
After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.
Commentary:
"Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?
Commentary:
"When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"
“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.
Commentary:
"Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself"
Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.
Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"