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2 months ago
Share →: She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Commentary:
"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"
2 months ago
Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Commentary:
"Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"
3 months ago
Share →: “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Commentary:
"Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶‍♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"
3 months ago
Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Commentary:
"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
4 months ago
Share →: Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it's better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel"
4 months ago
Share →: Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Commentary:
"Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"
4 months ago
Share →: An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? 🐉✨ Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? 🤣 #DragonTherapy"
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal truth of feeling like a homebody disguised as a social butterfly! 🦋🏡 Embrace the joy of going out just so you can have that epic "ahh, I'm finally home" moment. Who needs wild adventures when you have the cozy comfort of your own kingdom, am I right? 👑🛋️
5 months ago
Share →: Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Commentary:
🤣 "Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip." 🚗💨 Well, looks like we're not taking the scenic route, we're going straight to Regretsville with a quick stop at Shame Avenue! Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride through Memory Lane! 😂 #GuiltyAsCharged
5 months ago
Share →: Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Commentary:
"Better watch out, folks! 🔥🐉 Looks like someone's determined to make a fiery entrance into the dragon-slaying business! Time to toast some marshmallows and prepare for the epic showdown! 😂🔥"