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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

3 months ago

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

3 months ago

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

3 months ago

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

3 months ago

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

3 months ago

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

3 months ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

3 months ago

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

3 months ago

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

3 months ago

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

3 months ago

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

3 months ago

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

3 months ago

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

3 months ago

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

3 months ago

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

3 months ago

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

3 months ago

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

3 months ago

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

3 months ago

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

3 months ago

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

3 months ago