106 Funny aging quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical age of 40s where 'I'm too old for this shit' becomes your catchphrase and your superpower. No longer just an excuse, but a way of life! Embrace it and watch as responsibilities magically disappear (or at least, that's the plan)."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

  Commentary:
  "Life's cruel reality: Enjoy that slice of cake now, because it's all downhill from here! 🍰😂 Embrace the extra pounds like battle scars of a life well-lived! 💪🏼😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great mystery of aging – accumulating keys that unlock doors to unknown realms like lost treasures or secret hideouts 🗝️🚪 Who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a portal to the fountain of eternal youth hidden amongst the clutter of your key ring! 🗝️🌟 Just be careful not to lock yourself out of the present in your quest for unlocking the past 😄🔓 #KeyToTheFuture #ForeverYoungKeys

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

  Commentary:
  Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the harsh reality of aging and its impact on our once youthful energy levels! 🌙💤 It's like our bodies decide to hit the snooze button on staying up all night as we get older. 🚫🦉 Despite the transformation, we can still rock a bedtime routine like nobody's business! 💪😂 #NightOwlNoMore

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